maximum minimalism please

Marc Houle - Bay of Figs

hot for crime

"women are attracted to the evil genius

 probing for his inner being they find his penis"

I like this new song by Momus, his subject, the seductive appeal of the evil genius. As always Momus explains the relevance of the penis to the subject.

Meanwhile my Boney M obsession shows no sign of abating. One of their first big hits, Ma Baker, tells the story of one of American's original public enemies - the meanest cat in old Chicago town - and the inspiration for Ma Fratelli in the Goonies. Like Rasputin, the song ends in a disco bloodbath.

And here's a nice re-edit.

Boney M - Ma Baker re-edit

Oh those Russians!

Today was terribly uneventful, the only highlight being this picture I came across of Rasputin's pickled penis.

Up until now everything I knew about Rasputin I'd learned from Boney M, so while I was aware that he was Russias greatest love machine I'd never realised he had an 13inch penis. Suddenly it all makes much more sense. The said organ is currently on display at the St Petersburg Museum of Erotica.